Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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