There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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