Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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