don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
handjob tips. give me some.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
There r osticjed everywhere
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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