I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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