I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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