Pappa wants mamma naked
I need help removing her.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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