FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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