Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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