Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Let's get the cat blown out
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
