Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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