no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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