he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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