Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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