Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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