Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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