ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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