was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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