Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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