he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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