new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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