Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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