My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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