We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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