Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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