i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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