It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Alive.
So much puke
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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