she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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