I like my sex mixed with concussions.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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