I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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