She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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