i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
3 2 1 whiskey
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Randomize
