"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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