I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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