Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
Randomize
