Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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