One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I got her a Nickelback box set.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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