Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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