Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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