he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
the room spins SO much faster in panama
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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