Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
my poor anus
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
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