I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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