Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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