belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
why didn't you poke me back
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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