Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
birth control should be required to get into college
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
