I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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