He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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