i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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