we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
