i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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