I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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