...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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