Tell her she can't have a vagina
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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