I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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